I never quite thought it would happen, but finally! I wrote a book about masturbation and it's now for sale on Amazon around the world. I hope you might check it out! See here for details: http://solosexbook.com/
Saturday, 30 January 2016
Tuesday, 28 April 2015
Hello readers! The above link takes you to an essay of mine from World Pride 2014. I got naked, and I got informed - how's that for a combo! Thanks for reading!! Jason
Hello readers! The above link takes you to an essay of mine from World Pride 2014. I got naked, and I got informed - how's that for a combo! Thanks for reading!! Jason
Saturday, 25 April 2015
Hello all! I have an essay on MASTURBATION (all caps indeed!) posted on Kinkly.com. (Click link below) Thanks for following me and BATE ON! Jason
Sunday, 8 February 2015
Hello friends! One of the essays from this blog (I won't say which one!) is being included in the anthology Best Sex Writing of the Year. It launches in March 2015. http://bestsexwritingoftheyear.com/
Saturday, 2 November 2013
Hey All! Check out this link to see the other 99 hottest sex blogs out there! Still working on my book about masturbation, but this blog will be active again with new posts down the line. Love you guys!
Monday, 2 September 2013
Trade was the name given to the event at the Eagle a few weekends ago that I attended. At the Eagle, the main floor with its attached backroom was being renovated and so the bar got special city permission to allow for sex to happen any and every where in the bar. I went up the steps to the second floor, turned into the entrance and the first thing I saw was a buddy of mine giving head to a happy customer right next to the line-up of men waiting to be served their drinks from the hirsute bartender. Later, when my buddy was freed of the cock-sucking task, I went over and gave him a big bear hug and a kiss on the lips. “Damn buddy, I can taste cock on your lips!” I told him, to which he whooped “Right on!” and we hugged again.
I was to meet another buddy there that night, Ken, and he showed up shortly after I did. The bar and its adjacent patio were packed to the rafters. In the dark bar, men danced, though there was no dancefloor, and released their cocks from their pants. At one point, while chatting with Ken, a handsome stranger undid my fly and kindly blew me for a bit while I chugged my pint. It was a heady mix of sexually potent stimulation – the loud music, the smell of sweat and leather, the laughter, the cigarette smoke on the patio. I was horny, slightly overwhelmed (so many men, so little time!) and getting buzzed from my beer.
But I stayed only about an hour and a half and then went home.
Why is the world would I leave, you ask? I felt bad leaving so early as my friend Ken must have felt ditched. Or maybe not – he had arrived with another friend in tow and he knew half the room. But I had to go home. I had to be alone. To masturbate.
The title of this blog is “Hunting for Sex”, but if you’ve read much of it, you’ll notice my penchant for masturbation. Between the choice of sex with others and sex with myself, sex with myself often wins out. And this can be a hard concept for many people to wrap their heads around. But one place where men really do understand is on BateWorld.com.
BateWorld.com is a website devoted to male masturbation. The site prohibits pictures or videos of anal or oral sex. The devotees to masturbation on the site have turned jacking off into an art form. We’re not generally talking about the quick wank in the shower before work in the morning. We’re talking about men who bate (masturbate) for hours (“edging”), becoming one with their cocks to the point of “gooning” (that point in the bate where you are so connected to your cock that you are all but babbling and drooling).
The notion of solosexuality is one that is discussed on blogs and polls and forums on the site. It’s as if a variant of gay sexuality has come to light – gay men who get off on men (though straight men populate the site too), but prefer to get off alone, using porn, poppers and whatever other accoutrements they like (or conversely, use tantric practices to heighten the experience). Like in any community that tries to define itself, there is contention about what a true “solosexual” is. Is it someone who never ever has sex with others? Can you define yourself as solosexual if bating is your true sexual passion, though you do bate with others or, furthermore, engage in penetrative sex sometimes too?
When I bate, it’s an event that lasts hours, involving some and sometimes all of the following: Dancing in the mirror in fetish wear to Pearl Jam and Rob Zombie playing on Youtube; smoking; drinking my beloved Jack Daniels; porn (lots!); piss play by myself; playing with loads of cum that I’ve saved all week for the weekend bate; poppers; and so on. What happens is that I reach a transcendental place where my whole body is cock, my whole brain is sex. It’s both joyous and sometimes frightening. Members on BateWorld.com talk about falling into the “batehole” where you get so into the trance-like nature of the event that you wonder if you’ll be able to come back to the real world. While some bators (masturbators) get to this state of ecstasy while bating with other men in real time or on cam, for now, my preference is to do it alone so that I can fully experience my sensations without worrying about pleasing anybody but myself (how selfish!). I have no intention of giving up sex with others, but with the intensity that my bates provide, is it any wonder that I put bating first in my sexual pecking order?
True bators speak a whole language unto themselves, and I’m hell-bent on learning and exploring this. So this will likely be my last essay for this blog for a while, as my intention is to, if I can, write a book about masturbation, solosexuality, and the culture that has arisen from it. I will always keep an eye on this blog, and I certainly hope you won’t stop writing to me and telling me about your sexual journey – I live for that! Once I get that book out of my system, I know I’ll be back – exploring, wishing to dialogue with you, learning, sharing. If you read this and identify as a bator, I hope you’ll write to me and tell me all about it! But most of all, thank you for reading me for the year that this blog has been around.
I love you guys.
Friday, 23 August 2013
Last Monday was Valentine’s Day, and the Saturday before, my fuck buddy came by. My fuck buddy is a Master, and I his Sub. A bartender at a major gay bar in the Village, Master Jordan is a 40 year old mohawked, Metallica T-shirt wearing punk. He is so serious and measured in everything he says and does, that I often don’t know that he’s made a joke due to his complete poker face. It’s a quality that keeps me guessing. We’ve been seeing each other casually since just before Christmas, and the deal is that he loves to be worshipped, and I love to worship him. Simple, no strings – just good fun. When he came over, we sat to have a drink before playing, and just to provoke a reaction, I said “Happy Valentine’s Day”. Grinning, he said it back, and we proceeded to discuss the merits and demerits (mostly demerits) of this holiday that supposedly celebrates love.
Like any 16 year old gay boy living in Winnipeg in 1990, I knew two things: The drama club was a refuge, and I was going to hell for thinking about guys. But on the first day of rehearsal for our high school’s production of The Wizard of Oz, I just cared that I had scored the part of the Scarecrow. And I hardly looked up when Jack Rankin, the star grade-12 athlete, walked in the music room. Our eyes met, and he sauntered up to me to say he’d seen me in another school play a month earlier and had thought I was really good. I was too floored to be nervous yet, and asked if he was going to be in the Wizard of Oz. “Yeah,” he answered, “I wanted just a really small part, just to feel what it’s like to be on stage.” He didn’t have time to go to a lot of rehearsals anyway – he was the school’s best athlete and devoted all his time to sports.
But he wasn’t slumming it. He seemed to truly enjoy being at rehearsal, when he was called to them, and he was unfailingly kind to me. The poor guy – he didn’t know that his kind words were going to reduce me to jello. Slowly, I began to track his every move at rehearsals. And then in the cafeteria. And in the hallways. He played intramural sports at lunch time, and I, with my school books pressed tightly against my chest, would enter the gym and quietly find a spot on the bleachers to eat lunch and furtively watch him. But one time he noticed me. Like a deer in the headlights, I was sure that he would magically sense that I was there only to see him, and he would retaliate somehow for the unwanted attention of a fag. But, when he saw me, instead of giving me a funny look, like I anticipated, instead of ignoring me like he well could have, he smiled, gave a big wave and yelled “Hey Jason!” There is that famous moment in Romeo and Juliet where Romeo spies Juliet for the first time at a party and knows that things will never be the same. Like Romeo, I was done for once Jack smiled at me in the gym. His “Hey Jason” was permission to like him.
I never doubted for a moment that Jack was straight, because he was. But in spite of that, I got so caught up in feelings for Jack that I felt like Dorothy being sucked up by the cyclone and deposited in a different land far from home. I came to worship Jack out of all proportion. We got to know each other ever so casually through rehearsals, and I nearly shit myself every time he came into the rehearsal room. I knew that what I was feeling was what Romeo called love. My religious training had made me believe that my attraction to guys was a one way ticket to hell. But this burgeoning feeling for Jack was so pure, so clean, so golden, that I knew that what I was feeling was blessed by God. And so I cracked open. Everything I thought I knew to be true about God and the universe was turned completely upside down. Every bit of shame I felt from my religion and my society was, I discovered, unfounded. I had to totally reconstruct my concept of God, cope with the first blush of love, and yet keep it hidden – all at the same time.
Jack thought I was a great guy. I even managed to get his phone number on some pretense that I needed his advice about something. Hidden in the basement of my home, I dialled the number, and his father answered. Jack came to the phone and was as kind as ever. He didn’t rush to hang up after I babbled whatever it was that I claimed to have called about. Instead, he talked to me about a girl.
“I asked Linda to the prom, but I get this sense that she’s not totally into me,” he said. And I, ever the pleaser and the good listener, turned it up full volume and told him the truth. Linda was the prettiest girl in our high school, and could have any guy she wanted for the prom. But the fact was, she had accepted Jack’s offer, just his. All he had to do now was to believe in his worth. “Wow,” he said, “Jason, you really are a great guy, thanks – you’re right, she said yes to me.” While he hung up secure in the fact that his girl really did like him, I hung up horrified that I had just given romantic advice to the object of my affection. If I had had Romeo’s dagger, I would have plunged it in my heart, except for one thing: I felt a hollow victory that he liked me a bit more for my good advice. It was a crumb, and I was starving.
“Jack could be so arrogant,” Trina told me one day in Language Arts class. “It was like he thought he owned the world.” Trina wrinkled her nose at the memory of dating Jack, and I was all ears. When I discovered that this girl in my class had dated the object of my affection, I changed seats in class and sat near her. I cunningly forged a friendship with her, and obtusely began to ask her questions about her time dating Jack. A pretty blond girl, but not the most popular in our school, she seemed only too eager to tell me that Jack wasn’t all that he apparently thought he was. I goaded her for more information, appealing to her apparent desire to talk about herself. I couldn’t believe the negative things she was saying about my god (he was egotistical?), but didn’t interrupt. I would feast on her scraps and try to match it to the Jack I knew. When there was nothing left for her to tell, I abandoned my efforts with her, having the information I desired.
Two years later, I was living the life of a theater gypsy. To my parents’ horror, I had chosen to become an actor, and found a home base in Vancouver. Travelling wherever the acting work took me, I schlepped myself across Western Canada – Regina, Edmonton, back to Winnipeg, Vancouver, twice working on Vancouver Island, living in motels or being billeted in strangers’ homes during the run of a play. All my actor friends were doing the same thing, and it wasn`t uncommon for us to store our belongings with friends while we traveled for work. For a month I bunked with a bunch of actors living in East Vancouver, and when two of them, a young straight couple in love, decided to leave theater and return home to Regina, they asked me if I could hold the belongings of their friend Jonathan, himself working outside of Vancouver. I agreed, left the communal arrangement and moved in with a Morrocan roommate in Vancouver`s gay village, the West End.
By this time, I was out of the closet, to my parents, my sister, to all of my friends. I`d even had a few truncated sexual experiences. But my passion was for the theater, not men.
My roommate had frequent tricks over, but I stayed relatively chaste and pure in the oversized closet that was my bedroom. Completely squished, I had to get rid of Jonathan’s things, and left a message on his pager (remember those?). My only connection to Jonathan was that we had both worked for the same theater company, but not at the same time. He called back to tell me when he would be back in Vancouver and we set a time to transfer his belongings.
We met on a typically rainy Vancouver night at a restaurant. Slightly shorter than I, he was blond, attractive, fit and possessed a charm that bordered on being slick. We talked shop and dished about the people we both knew, and he openly flirted with me. Walking me back home, we stood off to the side of my apartment building and necked for an eternity. Nine years my senior, I was enjoying being taken by someone who seemed so experienced and even a bit world weary. I had no idea if I was supposed to ask him in, and if I did, was I prepared for what would follow? The answer was no. I was not yet sure how I felt and finally put an end to the kissing. By this time it was incredibly late. He got his stuff and I made him promise to call me when he got home so that I knew he was safe. In the intervening time, I fell asleep, and when he did call, it barely registered. My heart was safely packed away – he hadn’t reached it. Yet.
But he persisted, calling again and asking if I’d like to meet up again. At this time, I had snagged a job singing standards of the 30’s and 40’s, with a wonderful accompanist named Bob, at a cute little supper club in the heart of the village called La Di Da. So I suggested Jonathan come hear me sing and afterwards we’d have dinner. He did, and after my set was done, he said, “I felt like you were singing to me alone.” It was a good line, and my head tilted and I started to look at Jonathan differently. Was I being pursued? The question was, did I want to be caught?
Eventually, he had me over to his place, and he had set up a swinging bachelor’s pad for himself – dimly lit with plenty of candles and red wine open, ready to be poured. Getting drunk on his scent and the wine, I lay with my head in his lap while he stroked my hair and asked me about my goals and dreams. But I held back, fearful of appearing foolish – my dreams seemed so unreal, so lofty. When he took me to the bedroom, it was the first time that I made love, in the true sense of the expression. It was slow, romantic, overwhelming, enlightening, and lasted all night. This scenario repeated itself over the next few weeks and my heart and mind exploded all over Jonathan. I felt recognized and seen, and became greedy for his touch, his attention, his admiration. I adored his experience as he adored my youth and naivete. I wrote long entries in my journal about him, and cooked dinner for him one night – Kraft Dinner and a bologna sandwich. It was all I knew how to cook, but he said he was touched simply because I had done it for him. I vowed to learn to cook better.
And on the couch one night, nestled in his arms, we talked. “Jason, I went and got tested for everything, because I want to make sure you are protected.” As clinical as that sounds, the intent behind it sounded like a proposal. But he added, “I don’t know if I am ready for a boyfriend, but I do want to keep seeing you.” So, maybe it wasn’t a proposal. He was, he said, getting over a heartbreak, a guy named Pete whom he’d been crazy about but who had ended it. “Do you still think about Pete?” I asked? “Not when I’m with you,” he replied. I chose not to think about who took precedence in his mind when I wasn’t around.
That night, I entered him for the first time, the first time ever being inside of a man. And the feeling was one of “I belong. I belong to Jonathan”. I left in the morning, wondering if my being inside him had made me a man. Too impatient to wait until I got home, I breathlessly ran to a pay phone to call him, telling him that I could still smell him on me, that I missed him already. And I remember not what he said, but what he didn’t say. He didn’t reiterate my unabashed feelings. If anything, I got the sense that if he could have reached through the phone lines, he would have patted my head. But I disregarded any misgivings, and any reticence he showed was just that of a world weary lover who had not been loved quite like I could love him.
Days later, a phone call like any other. A conversation that started about nothing in particular – I don’t even remember who placed the call. But I must have said something affectionate, because there was a pause. He wasn’t reaching through the phone to pat me on the head this time. This time he said that he felt I should know that he wasn’t over Pete, he needed to go slow, he didn’t know what he wanted, he didn’t want to hurt me. I told him that this conversation was beginning to hurt, but that he might as well unload it all now that he’d begun. He took a deep breath and said that he loved me – but that he wasn’t in love with me.
When something bad happens in life, there is always a calmness in that moment, a disbelief. Rather than get completely lost in the moment and drowning right away, you notice the way the sun is shining, you think about how you were supposed to get to the bank before five. You wonder if the bad thing is momentary, just a passing thing, like a headache, and that it will all work itself out somehow, because this is not how the movie was supposed to go. I heard Jonathan, but I wasn’t listening. “Jason, are you still there?” “Yes, I’m still here, but I don’t know why. What more is there to say? Are we broken up? Is this a break up?”
He said that yes, we should take a break and see how we feel. Again, silence on my part. “Jason, say something, are you ok?” I realized that all my affectionate talk had concealed the one thing that I had longed to tell Jonathan. I told him that I loved him. Now that it meant nothing, now that I was faced with a brick wall, I could finally say I loved him. The words were right, the timing terribly wrong. “I love you Jonathan, for what it’s worth, I do love you.” And with that, I hung up.
The break down was mind boggling and obsessive thinking took over. Where did I go wrong? How could it feel so right for me, and wrong for him? Wasn’t he the one who pursued me? He had created this monster, and like Dr. Frankenstein, he would have to take responsibility. But I’m not built for retribution, even anger. Sadness instead became my new outfit, and a worsening sense of self-esteem my new cologne. Every thought of my day related to Jonathan, until I feared that I was clinically lost. I lost my 20/20 vision, and viewed everything through a cloud. It’s a wonder that I made it to a bookstore, where I found a book entitled “How to Stop Obsessing About the One You Love”. I read it from cover to cover, doing all the exercises. I don’t remember a word of the book today. But I do remember my roommate casually picking up the book from where I had left it on the kitchen counter, and snickering that I hadn’t been “in love” – I had only been infatuated and was being melodramatic. I believe that’s what Romeo and Juliet were told before they offed themselves. I was incensed that my feelings could be so belittled and ran from the apartment (however melodramatically).
One thing I should have counted on, but didn’t because I was too damn stupid, was that by living in the gay village, as Jonathan did, I was bound to run into him. And so I should have been prepared for it, because it happened not two weeks after our break up over the phone. We stopped and spoke. I was aiming to appear cool and aloof, but he was warm and gentle. He said he’d missed me.
We made love again that night.
And so began a yo-yo arrangement that proceeded to make mince meat of my emotions. But not only did we live in the same neighbourhood, we worked in the same, small, incestuous theater community. And so, during one of our numerous break ups and reunions, we discovered, by chance, that we had both auditioned for, and gotten parts in, a trilogy of Harold Pinter one-acts. Blessedly, we were cast in different one-acts and didn’t rehearse together. But eventually we moved into the theatre for technical rehearsals and for the run of the show. We were “together” during this time, and being with him in that small theater off Commercial Drive for hours at a time was a particular form of torture. I wondered if he would hang with me or the other cast members. Would he greet me with a kiss at the theater and put our relationship on display, or were we to be, as he put it, “professional”. Added to this nightmare was the fact that I was too green as an actor to be playing Pinter – I didn’t have the chops for it yet. And my reviews supported that notion. Jonathan’s reviews, on the other hand, were spectacular – he was born to it. I sabotaged myself at every turn, watching him in the wings, envying his skill, knowing I soon had to go on next, feeling like a failure. As a lover and an actor.
I guess God had a good time with An Evening with Harold Pinter, because it happened that Jonathan and I worked together again – and again. I was tapped to replace an actor in a sketch comedy show in the suburbs, and it was a hit – good chemistry with the other players and fun material. I was asked by the theater to stay on for the next show, which would run on the weekends only, but for great pay (great enough that I didn’t need another job), and it would be written by the one and only Jonathan Mitchell. “Oh, do you know Jonathan?” the director asked me. “Yes,” I answered, “ in a roundabout way”.
Jonathan wrote the script but at the first read through, he couldn’t attend. It was just as well. Cigarettes lit, coffees filled, we decided that the script needed “punching up” – it needed better, and more, jokes. Jonathan did not attend rehearsals, and when he came to see the show on opening night, he was not amused. It was a radically different script, each of us adding comical bits that we felt suited our strengths. One of the actors in the show had been the quasi director and gave us carte blanche to “punch it up”. The structure and storyline and songs were still there, but Jonathan was pissed and didn’t stay for the opening night party. I don’t even fucking know if we were fucking at this point or not – what difference does it make now? What I did not do was tell the cast that I was fucking the writer. And that’s a good thing, because after three months, we put up a new show. Jonathan was writing, but this time, he would also be directing – and therefore, his script would not be tampered with.
I don’t know how I managed to rehearse. In his presence, my self-esteem bottomed out, and I didn’t know who I was, onstage or off. All that, and rehearsing a comedy. This was as funny as drug-free dentistry. Jonathan became more and more distant, and seemed almost afraid to talk to me. He didn’t direct me so much as he directed around me. I’d ask him if I was on the right track, and he’d safely say just that I was doing good, keep it up. He said it quickly, looking at me just with his peripheral vision, and I plummeted down forty stories. I needed if not his love, then his professional approbation, since I admired him so much. I got neither.
But finally, upon opening night, and every performance after, I got that approbation from the audience, and I was so grateful. If ever an actor needed applause, I did. In the show, I got to be a combination of funny and sexy, the two things that I felt completely lacking in when around Jonathan at this point. How masochistic was I? Evidently, not quite masochistic enough. One thing I had never done sexually with anybody was to bottom. And one night, in Jonathan’s bed, I told him that I wanted him in me. He tried, rightly so, to tell me that we shouldn’t, not under the circumstances. But I demanded it, saying that even if he wasn’t in love with me, I was in love with him. I wanted the first man to enter me to be somebody I loved, and so he had to do it, since I didn’t know when I would ever love like this again. I was right to demand it. I never did love that way again.
“Congratulations! You’ve been accepted into the Integrated Program at the American Musical and Dramatic Academy in New York City.” I held the letter from the Academy in my hand the careful way one holds an Oscar. After one unsuccessful audition in Seattle years before, I had evidently passed my most recent audition for AMDA in Vancouver. I was floored with excitement. New York City’s theater scene was beckoning and that acceptance letter was one of the happiest days of my life. For, you see, I had done things ass-backwards. I had started working in the theatre without training, and I believed that in order to progress to the next level as an artist, I would need to learn more about the craft. This integrated program would be a two-year journey into dance, singing and acting. The acceptance said to me that I had the raw material. It was thus time to mold that raw material into a performing machine – in the best city in the world.
I had never liked Vancouver. The ocean and the mountains had not been the panacea that it was for other people. Saying good-bye to the city felt as easy as hanging up the phone, and Vancouver was no match in my mind with New York City. If Jonathan had committed himself to me, would I have not auditioned for AMDA? My three years in New York City would prove to be the best three years of my life, and the only thing that would have prevented it from happening is if Jonathan had been mine. But because of the way our relationship crumbled, I was free to rise like a phoenix from the ashes and move on. What I didn’t know then, was that the crumbled mess that I rose from would taint all future relations with men. Feeling safe and relaxed around men was an emotion that lay lost in the ashes. I learned that a phoenix may rise, but is changed by the events that went before.
I planned to leave Vancouver and stay with my parents in Edmonton rent free for a few months before heading to New York. Like so many gay men do, Jonathan and I remained friends after the break-up. Not that we talked often, but we periodically would pick up the phone to say hi. Was this healthy? Instead of putting a full stop to things, I was allowed to obsess about him still, albeit to a lesser extent. And so, with only days to go before I left Vancouver, we met for coffee.
Jonathan had wasted no time, and was seeing someone new. Was it serious? I asked. “No,” he responded, laughing. With mock shame and regret, he said “I’m too much of a whore for anything serious.” We shared a knowing laugh, but I wondered: is this what he had learned about himself from his time with me? Moreover, I would say the exact same thing about myself years later. If I could later pin my future sexual promiscuity on my failure at a relationship with Jonathan, who or what did he pin it on? Pete, the guy who had dumped him before we met? Or does the promiscuity that came later reflect the natural desires of any hot-blooded man? Perhaps so, but what of my ability to love?
While at school in New York, I was chaste, my only lover being the theater. I had a brief fling with an emotionally vulnerable young man from Indiana, a tryst that lasted a month before he chose to move to Los Angeles to pursue his acting dreams there. I didn’t breathe that whole month, always uncertain about where I stood, never fully connecting with him. I again experienced vertigo, a sense that I was on shaky ground, and my sense of self was lost. My self-esteem became tied to the way he did or didn’t look at me. When he left town, I regained myself and was glad. It appeared that being intimate with someone made me temporarily forget myself, how to love myself and be myself.
After graduating from AMDA, I spent a year in New York on a special work permit, and a year of sexual exploration and debauchery began. It was the year my sexuality took center stage, trumping my passion for the arts. To add to the mix, I would periodically receive letters from Jonathan, in which he lamented all the time he was spending at bathhouses. I didn’t understand why he was writing to me at all, and of all things, about his sex life. My time in New York came to a crashing halt when my work permit expired. With no direction, no backup plan, I returned home to my parents in Edmonton, at age 27. I had bartended in New York, and quickly got a job bartending at one of the two main gay bars in town, The Anchor.
In the summer of my 28th year, my sister and her family moved back to Winnipeg. I had not been there in nearly a decade, and her living there was now reason to visit. Winnipeg had become for me a city of ghosts, memories haunting every familiar street corner. And on every street corner, I half expected to run into Jack, as if he was lurking everywhere. He was lurking – in my mind. I didn’t even know if he still lived there, but being in Winnipeg incited a deep desire to know. There was one way to find out. His parents were in the phone book under the same number and address. Alone in my sister’s apartment, while she and her kids were out, I seized the opportunity and called the number, half praying that nobody would answer. But Jack’s father picked up the phone. What a lovely man. There was no reason that he should have recalled who I was, but he swore he did and seemed sincerely pleased to speak to me. Graciousness appeared to run in the family. Did Jack still live in Winnipeg? He sure did, would I like his number so I could say hello? I grabbed a pen and wrote down the number and thanked Mr. Rankin. Then I wondered if I would actually place the call. But Mr. Rankin was sure to tell Jack that he had heard from me. Therefore, I felt I had to follow through, despite my nausea at the thought of phoning Jack after all this time. What did I want to tell him?
The next day, I steeled my nerves and called Jack’s number. I was thrilled when someone answered saying that he was Jack’s roommate and that Jack was playing hockey with some pals. So relieved that I didn’t have to talk to Jack at that moment, I gladly gave my number and half-hoped Jack would never call, and that would be that. So when the phone rang two hours later, I was mortified. Because I knew what I wanted to say to Jack. The hour had come.
But at that hour, everyone was home, the music was on, my sister in the kitchen cooking, my niece and nephew running and yelling and having a grand time playing. It was a small apartment, and I could barely hear Jack say hello. I sought refuge in the bathroom, closed the door and said hello back. And I breathed a sigh of relief, since Jack didn’t seem to think it odd that he should hear from me like this out of the blue. Rather, he was tremendously open, about his life, about having just broken up with a girl he had once considered marrying, about moving in after that with the roommate I had spoken to. And that’s when my niece needed to use the bathroom. Trying to hang on to what Jack was saying, I opened the bathroom door while The Doors sang on the stereo that this was the end, my friend. I hastily retreated out the door into the stairwell, trying to focus on Jack’s conversation, but my own voice reverberated so badly that I was forced to go back into the noisy apartment. My niece had left the bathroom, and I headed back in, locked the door and sat on the toilet lid. Completely frazzled, my defences down, I had to respond with something when Jack said “Well, what about you? How are you?”
Like my last call to Jack, ten years ago, I had no pretenses, and again, told Jack the truth. “Jack, this is odd for me to say, but” and I stammered. “I’m gay, perhaps who knew that way back when, but the reason I’m telling you this, is that, well, I had quite the crush on you in high school, and the feeling I had was so golden, so pure, so good, that it facilitated me coming to terms and accepting that I was gay. So,in essence, I have you to thank for my own self-acceptance, which really changed my life. I don’t mean to sound so heavy and I hope you aren’t weirded out by an out-of-the-blue call like this.” To Jack’s great credit, he didn’t miss a beat. “I wondered if you were gay back then, but it hadn’t mattered at all either way,” he said. Did he know that I had had a crush on him? No, he said. “But Jason, I’m honoured that I played a role in you feeling good about being gay. And can I just say that if you ever wanted to meet for coffee sometime, or if you’re ever back in Winnipeg doing a play or something, call me up.” I told him I was leaving Winnipeg the next day and couldn’t meet, but I finally got a chance to tell him how fucking gracious he was, back then and now. I thanked him profusely, inwardly thanking him for not betraying me now nor my memory of him. This graciousness solidified my affection for him. He was encased in the glass of my memory, and I was deeply grateful for his open heart. He gave an “aw-shucks” and repeated – “Can I just say again that you’re a great person and feel free to touch base whenever you’re in town.”
Back to Edmonton, back behind the bar, shirtless and centre stage – that was what being a bartender was all about. Us single bartenders always half expected Mr.Right to show up, as does everyone who goes out to the bar. Hope is the pervasive feeling at a bar – this might be the night you meet “the one.” Future tense. But the past can catch up with you there too.
And so it was that Jonathan walked in. We had been out of touch, and he had no idea that I would be behind the bar. I had no idea that he was working in Edmonton for the summer, for the same theater company we had worked for all those many eons ago. When I saw him, I instinctively hopped over the bar and gave him a big hug. He looked my shirtless self up and down, and I got him a drink. Before he left, he gave me the number for the town house he was staying at.
We got together days later at his place in the west end, near the theater he was working at. Looking at him was like looking back at my youth. And this was the man I had given it too, willingly. We reminisced, which led to long looks, which led to him flipping a leg over mine as we sat on his couch, which led to us kissing. Many years before, on our first date, we had kissed for an eternity, but I had been afraid of having sex right away, nervous about what it might mean. This time, I was still nervous about what it would mean, to me and for me. And so when he lay upon me, I had a sharp feeling of regret. Our reminiscing had been all past tense. There was no future tense here. The scent he gave, a scent I had once swooned for, now seemed pungent. I looked up at him, but his eyes were closed. Perhaps this was all past tense for him too. We carried on, but I left my body, and watched us dispassionately from the ceiling. As when you gain weight and find last year’s clothes no longer fit, Jonathan no longer fit. Our perfunctory orgasms left us feeling naked in a new way, and the spell was broken. There was nothing to say, and needing to check for damages, I left quickly.
“Jason, you’re stuck in a half made-up memory.” Candace is my current colleague and friend. The beauty of a Californian babe with the attitude of a girl from the Bronx, she could not get over the fact that I had fallen so hard for Jack as a teenager without actually having had a relationship with him. “Did you really know him? It doesn’t sound like it. It sounds like you fell in love with an image, not reality. How the hell is any man supposed to live up to Jack. Nothing compares to a mirage.” The question she posed was that hanging on to this memory of Jack was stunting my ability to have a real relationship. Did she have a point? “Do you know what he looks like now?” she asked. I said that I had googled him, looked for him on facebook and came up with nothing. “The only way there’d be nothing on him is if he’s dead. Give me a couple minutes, I’ll find him.” I assured her I had tried, thanked her for listening to my story and left to go home. Walking home, she texted me – “I think I found a pic. Looks like he has two kids. Sent link to your work email.”
All that night, I wondered if she had indeed found a picture of him. Did I want to see it? If he was still attractive, would the spell never be broken. Or what if he had not aged well? Would this delicate and valued memory of him be tarnished? In the morning, alone in the office, I turned on my computer and nervously opened Candace’s email to see a glimpse of my past in the present. However, the picture was a tiny, fuzzy jpeg, and I could barely tell if it was indeed him. The picture was useless, and I was relieved. But Katherine’s words had struck a chord – had my phantom image of Jack taken over, making it impossible to love a man close up, flaws and all? I wondered about priests and nuns who “marry” god. No flesh and blood human can compete in their hearts for god, yet they can never know god as they would a person. When Jack’s ex, Trina, had said that Jack was arrogant, it was heresy. Would it be best for me and the nuns to know that our gods were not perfect, if only to bring us back to earth?
It was a Monday night when I had written the above sentence – “Perhaps so, but what of my ability to love?”. I turned off my computer, went to bed, and the next day received a call from Master Jordan. “I can’t do this anymore Jason,” he said. He explained that years ago, on his and his boyfriend’s second date, they had agreed to a “don’t-ask don’t-tell” policy about having one-nighters with other people. One nighters. But Master Jordan had been seeing me for three months, and to him, it felt like cheating. He said he couldn’t talk to his partner about this, couldn’t ask for an amendment to the agreement due to the don’t-ask, don’t-tell policy. The weekend before, when he was bartending, I and his partner were both there, unbeknownst to each other. But for Jordan, it was overwhelming, and it forced him to face that what he was doing was outside the assumed limits. I said I completely understood and respected that he needed to end it. “You’re taking this very well,” he said. Was I taking it too well? “I also felt that this wasn’t fair to you, that I could never be your boyfriend.” I reminded him what I had said the night he told me that he was in an open relationship – that I was relieved. I didn’t want a boyfriend, just a fuck buddy. And I meant it and had been satisfied with the status quo. Knowing how ethical Jordan was in everything he did, I believed his story, but secretly wondered if he had just gotten a bit bored. Had I also had my fill? (“Perhaps so, but what of my ability to love?”) Where was the love here? I looked within and realized I didn’t fall apart at Master Jordan’s need to end it with me, because I loved myself, knew how to take care of myself. Even sexually. I loved myself not in a selfish, narcissistic way, but a healthy, self-sustaining way. Would there ever be room for a man in this equation? I absolutely believe so. One with his own apartment, his own friends, who would know when to let me be. Maybe a man who is also his own best friend, his own hero. What I love, and sometimes hate, about life, is that the things that happen are often nothing you could have ever imagined for yourself.
As for many gay men, Brokeback Mountain was a watershed film, touching in its depiction of a love that never ceased, that started in the proverbial Garden of Eden and lasted beyond death. Shortly after seeing the film for the seventh time, I had a dream. In it, I saw the two main characters’ faces staring back at me. Slowly, the faces of the characters Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist began to merge into a single face, and when the merge was complete, it was my own face staring back at me. I had believed that I would find my own Ennis or Jack, but the dream taught me that my journey just may be about loving myself, being my own knight in shining armour. I said to my mother on the phone tonight that I’m really not looking for anyone, content on my own. She paused, though, and said “But Jason, when you’re not looking, is the time when you meet him...”